This is Radio Yerevan.

Our listeners ask us: “Is it possible to solve a problem which has no solution?”
We answer: We don’t answer questions related to terrorism.

Our listeners ask us: “Is it true that in Berkeley—”
We answer: Yes. Yes it is.

Our listeners ask us: “Can Leninism succeed in America?”
We answer: In principle, yes, once Steve Bannon returns from exile to resume his rightful place on the NSC.

Our listeners ask us: “What is the most permanent feature of the administration’s immigration policy?”
We answer: Temporary travel bans.

Our listeners ask us: “What do the directors of federal agencies have in common with the homeless and unemployed?”
We answer: They are all uncertain about their next day.

Our listeners ask us: “What should I do if a federal employee takes a seat at the bar beside me and starts to sigh?”
We answer: Demand he stop bashing the President at once.

Our listeners ask us: “What methods do Deep State leakers use in their subversive work against the White House?”
We answer: You can find our SecureDrop under ‘Contact Us’ on our homepage.


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